She leads them in search of a home called...Earth.

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

faithandfearcollide:

In the end, he chose her.

I’ll just go cry now

I’m doing a study and I need your help.

isellsanctuary:

Please, if you’re attracted to girls and you’d date a girl who has been raped, reblog this.

Alternatively, if you’re attracted to guys and would date a guy who has been raped, reblog this.

ONLY IN THESE 2 CASES.

Thank you.

When I’m reading a BSG fic and come across the words “fuck” and “ma’am”

rainaweather:

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d die

Message me a body part

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?

if you don’t do the massive breath in radioactive then I don’t trust you

REBLOG IF I CAN WRITE TO YOU AND SIMPLY START A FRENDSHIP

sosaywefrakkinall:

Dear Followers:

You remember that moment when you read my blog description and it mentioned a bunch of things I would probably post about including a tidbit of Mary McDonnell? Well as you have discovered I am godsdamn liar.It is Mary all the time. Like it or lump it. Sorry not sorry.

#me!!!

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

Oh my god! This is so fucking accurate hahaha